officialunitedstates:

wife is pregnant, due any day

suddenly the contractions start

“CAN’T, WON’T, I’M, HAVEN’T, DON’T, ISN’T"  she says

tagged: #'that was not cool #ted' #'CONTRACTION' #'that...wasn't cool #ted?'
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